me: okay lets study
me: i did not learn this shit
me: da fuq
me: okay, the value of x is...
me: it's fine i'll just fail
me: oh my god i need to study
me: this is quite easy
me: no it isn't
me: when will this ever benefit me in life
me: aw hey i got a message
me: the sky is so pretty
me: must. not. give. up
me: fuck it.
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
